This is where I stash my wallpapers, funny pics, gifs, randoms.

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

(via pizza)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket, via renrynmeow)

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via pizza)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: thecatalyst-toyourdemise, via pizza)

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via taco-bell-rey)

condorn:

do you think fish ever get thirsty

(Source: condom, via pizza)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via pizza)